Pumping kin

Well, tis the season!! I asked Mom what the guys were going to be for Halloween, and she said themselves. Turns out they changed their minds. Now they want to dress up as Troy Polamalu!!!!! I asked her if she was taking them trick or treating and she adamantly replied, "NO!!! They want to go trick or drinking!" So today she came home from the gym and the guys were in rare form. She had some decorative pumpkins and such on the front porch and in the driveway. Well, had it been hotter, she could have made pumpkin pie. There were pumpkin remnants EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!! They even resorted to stealing the neighbors pumpkins and corn cobs. I can't even print some of the things they did with the Indian Corn. Frankly, I'm embarrassed to even know them. The cops were called again, Speedos were slung over pumpkin stems and corn cobs, Derf however was not involved. I think he's sucking up to Mom so he keeps getting booze. I told her he's smarter than we give him credit!!! She's too kind. Not naive, just kind. They were so drunk, a skunk wouldn't have even said they were drunker than him! Ugh...and it's still almost 2 weeks til Halloween...hang in there Mom!